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secret admirer
s2!rafe cameron x perv!stalker!pogue!reader
creds to: roseraris for dividers!
warnings: underwear stealing, piv, unprotected sex, watching rafe jerk off (mention), fingering, face slapping, pussy slapping (hand and dick), teasing, blowjob, cum eating.
𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝟭𝟴+ 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧, 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗕𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗬! 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡
you sat in a tree, hidden by the leaves and branches, peering into rafe's bedroom. it was like clockwork; every night at 9:00 pm, rafe would undress for his shower after working out, seemingly oblivious to the world around him.
your heart raced as you watched rafe peel off his shirt, revealing a taut set of abs that practically glistened in the low light. they were so close they could almost taste the salt on his skin.
this had become an addiction for you.
you couldn't help yourself; ever since you'd laid eyes on rafe cameron knew you had to have him. you watched him day after day, heat pooling in your panties as you did, sometimes when he was gone you’d steal a pair of his boxers. for safe keeping.
sometimes, on the off chance, you’d end up staying long enough to watch as he jerked off. you couldnt hear him through the window, but god you wished you could. his faces were just picturesque, it made your clit throb.
when he headed into the bathroom, thats when you striked. you opened his window, crawling in and immediately heading to his dirty laundry. your found them, his boxers. you took them from his pile and undone your backpack.
the bathroom door swung open, and you were mortified. half his boxers already in your bag, you looked up at him.
his eyes caught yours, and you were now bright red
“what the fuck?” rafe questioned, a bit creeped out but he couldnt help the way his shorts tightened.
“i- uh- i can explain-!” you stammer.
“what? that you were being a little perv? stealing my fucking underwear?” he huffs.
you looked down and your eyes didnt leave the floor when you stood up from your kneeling position, you couldnt bare to face him.
“so, why the fuck are you stealing my underwear, pogue? like a little perv.”
“w-well… i-i just- uhm..” you were so embarrassed.
“i-i-i,” he pouted mockingly. “god, you’re pathetic.”
you stayed silent, what were you supposed to say? ‘oh yeah i find you hot and want to get bent over and fucked brutally by you but i know i cant have you’ absolutely not.
“what? you cant find a guy to fuck you good so you gotta resort to stealin’ my boxers now?” he rolled his eyes at your lack of response.
“what about your little pogue boyfriends? huh? jj, john b? they not like you anymore? hm, probably not. too much of a whore for them, right?”
”i-im sorry, i-im so s-sorry rafe..” you apologize profusely, your eyes brimming with tears. “p-please, it was a mistake! i-i’ll return them all, i promise, just dont tell anyone!”
“i should,” he hums. “i really should. but i wont.”
“really?” you ask, hope blooming in your chest.
“yeah, i guess… for a price, of course.” he smirks, the smirk that tells you he’s up to no good.
there it was, the kicker. you knew you’d regret this but you couldnt have anyone know about this, especially the other pogues.
and that’s how you found yourself on his bed, his fingers plunging in and out of your cunt. you were a moaning mess, the force behind his fingers was brutal, bordering painful.
“f-fuck rafe!” you moan.
“yeah? you like that? ‘course you do, dirty whore.” he degrades, pulling his fingers from your dripping cunt.
he sucks on his fingers, humming at the sweet taste before grabbing ahold of your ankles and pulling you to the edge of the bed. he raises his hand and leaves a sharp slap on your pussy, making you squeak from pleasure, pain, and surprise.
“that’s what you get for being a dirty whore, for stealin’ my underwear.” he grunts, landing another smack to your pussy.
you writhe under the force, legs instinctively closing. his hands forcefully push your legs back open.
“don’t make me tie these pretty legs open.” he growls, his tone aggressive. “what do you do with my boxers, hm? wear ‘em? sniff ‘em? wouldnt put it past you.”
another smack.
“i asked you a fucking question, pogue.” he spat.
“i-i wear them…” you whine. “t-to bed, sometimes i’ll wear them… while i rub my pussy…”
“oh, baby…” he groans, his head lolling back as if he got pleasure from your words.
“get up.” he snaps, pulling you up.
“on your knees.” he sits on his bed, you kneel between his legs.
you open your mouth wide, eager for his cock. you’d dreamed about this so much, it made you so wet.
“you really want this huh?” he chuckles, tapping his cock on your tongue.
you wrap your lips around his length, practically salivating at the feel and weight. you hum, taking him deep in your throat before gagging and pulling off.
he growls, grabbing your hair and pistoning his hips forward. his tip bullys the back of your throat, making you gag each time it hit. you were gagging, but you loved it, being used by him. saliva seeped from the corners of your mouth, dripping onto your tits.
“oh f-fuuuck… just like that baby, oh fuck… im cumming…” he moans, his thrusts becoming sloppy.
it wasnt long before his hips stuttered and you felt his warm cum paint your oesophagus before he pulled out, you swallowed it and opened your mouth wide, showing him proof that you swallowed.
“good girl.” he hums, slapping your face a couple times before lifting you up onto the bed once more.
he strokes his cock a couple times to harden it again, before he’s guiding it down to your pussy. he rubs it up and down your slit, swirling the tip around your clit as you moaned pathetically.
he slaps his cock onto your clit a couple times, watching as your body jerked, before he slipped his cock in. he didnt let you adjust before he was pounding the soul out of you.
“o-oh yeah, fuck baby… pussy so tight…” he grunts, pounding your poor cunt into oblivion.
“rafe! oh god, t-thank you, thank you rafe.” you babble. “so good, so so so good.”
“yeah? so good? of course it is baby, you got rafe’s cock in you. pounding your little cunt, you hear her?” he hums, letting you hear the crude squelching of your arousal.
“yeah, she loves this cock, doesnt she?” all you could do was nod pathetically.
the bed repeatedly hit the wall, in time with his thrusts, he didnt seem to care. muttering something like ‘let everyone hear how good rafe treats you’ and god it made your pussy clench around him.
“fuuuck, do that again..” he moans, his hand pulling your legs up to rest on his shoulders as he drilled into you.
you were so fucking close, your pussy was spasming around his cock. “ray.. fuck ray, i-im gonna…”
“use your words, pretty.” he says softly, kissing from your ankle down to your mid calf and back again.
“‘m gonna cum…” you moan, the sound high-pitched.
“oh yeah? my pussy’s gonna cum all over my cock, is she? yeah, she is baby.” he smirks, reaching between you as he thrusts into your pussy and he rubs your clit.
that’s all it took for your release to engulf you, letting out a loud, scream-like moan as you came. his own hips stuttered and he released his seed deep in your cunt, you swear you felt it hit your cervix.
without wasting any time, he picks your panties from the floor and puts them back on you to let you sit in a pool of your shared cum.
“let this be a lesson, dont perv over me princess. i wont be as kind next time.” he smirks.
he slaps your panty-covered pussy, hearing the lewd squelch of your mixed release. he then walks into his bathroom to have his shower, like originally planned.
#rafe cameron smut#rafe cameron x reader#outer banks fanfiction#obx fanfiction#rafe obx#s2!rafe#obx season 2#need that#raw next question#he is so fine#i need him so bad
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It takes two for a tattoo
summary:You decided to surprise chris with a tattoo,not knowing he would do the same
warnings:kinda smut?,mentionings of y/n (i think) lmk if i forgot any
english isnt my first language
dont copy please!
4PM
You were scrolling on pinterest and saw a picture of a girl who got her man’s initial’s tattoed on her ass and smirked
You immediatly called the tattoo shop you always go to and not even 10 minutes later in you pyjamas looking super tired you went to the tattoo shop
4:30PM
you walked into the tattoo shop and went to your friends tattoo station and sat down,you showed her the tattoo you wanted and you spoke up “and girl the initials have to be c.o.s alright?” your friend answered “yeah girl will do,also im ordering some food you want some too,maybe show me the other tattoos you want too?” you quickly answered “ofcourse girl,you know what i like,i’ll pay in the tip”
you showed her the other tattoos you wanted too and she started working on them
7PM
You had just texted chris the pic of some tattoo’s you got,and right now your getting the last one,wich are his initials
You texted him these pictures:
After getting your last special initial tattoo,wich took 10 minutes,you went to chris’s house at 7:30.
8PM
You ringed the doorbell and nick opened the door and spoke up “hey y/n chris is in tve kitchen,we just got done eating some canes” you smiled at nick and went inside
You walked up to chris and surprised him by oressing a kiss to his neck and nuzzling your face in the crook of his neck,chris spoke up “hey ma,where you been?” you answered “i got some tattoo’s baby,but can we go to your room?,im tired”
you and chris went to his room,and when you showed him all the tattoo’s you got he stopped you
chris spoke up “i actually got a tattoo too” he pulled his pants down a little and his shirt up,and you could see a red kiss tattoo on his hip,still half covered with his vivienne westwood boxers you bought him
you looked at the tattoo and back up at chris “you got my lips tattood on you?” chris answered “yeah mamas i did,but i think im gonna have to look at your tattoos a little closer”
you are so getting railed tonight.
#sturniolo fanfic#sturniolo x reader#sturniolo smut#christopher sturniolo#matthew sturniolo#nick sturniolo#chris sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#nicolas sturniolo#matt sturniolo#tattoos#sexy tattoed women#tattoed girls#getting a tattoo#matt x reader#matt stuniolo fanfic#chris x y/n#chris x reader#chris sturiolo fanfic
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Can i request some tf2 headcanons of some of the mercenary boys (it can be anyone i dont mind and i honestly have a hard time pick also i dont know if you have a character limit)developing a crush on someone from the enemy team(reader), who found the respective merc injured in a corner, and instead of finishing them off they hand the merc a nearby health kit and just tell them to be safe before running away. Hopefully that's something you'll do and thanks for letting me request! I really like your writing style and your little art doodles are always a pleasure to see!! Thanks again byebye hope you have a good day!
╰﹒ARE YOU FALLING IN LOVE?
General Red/Blu Engineer, Sniper, Spy headcanons/short
• genre: romantic
• a/n: Hey! Sorry for the super late answer- this was just kinda stuck in my draft so sorry for that! ( >_<) Also, glad to hear you enjoy my doodles :) also i like your idea, it actually reminds me alot of how i potray my verison of reader so that may have made me a little carried away while writing this- And yeah, i apologize if my rules aren't very clear, the character limits are around 3-4!
Engineer
Dang nabbit!
That stupid snake spy was up to it again. Sapping his buildings and hiding like a coward. A few fragments of the broken sentry manage to crash on his leg when he tried to fix it but it suddenly exploded likely due to misconception in the system.
Engineer groaned as he try to remove the metal off him which only resulted more pain to his crushed leg. Earlier on, the spy was able to land a few shots which he was able to barely survive from by pretending to be dead.
He was seriously going to get back at him at the next round. He vowed and began forming some sinistrous plans mentally as he still tried getting back up again.
As he looked around the surroundings, his eyes snapped to the health kit nearby. He knew it's hopeless at this point, but he tried just once again to reach it.
Suddenly, the sounds of distant shouting caught his attention. He looked at the corner where the noise was coming from and froze, hearing footsteps and a shadow coming closer to where he is.
Engineer could only stare, taking out his pistol and ready to give his best.
He was about to shoot when he sees your head peeking out the corner and the two of you lock eyes.
You gasped faintly, retreating back your head again, making engineer drop his gun down a little. For a while he only observes, expecting you to pop out again and this time with a weapon.
To his surprise however, you only slowly came closer with your medi-gun and stood infront of him, this made him distracted and you looked to the side seeing the health kit. He also look at the direction you were looking and then you two look back at each other.
You walked towards the kit and picked it up and came close to him as he watches closely, loosely letting the pistol down. You kneel down beside him and handed him the health kit, to which he can only gawk at for a moment before accepting it. You then peer at the metal scrap crushing his leg and motion to him to push it off while you try to lift it up.
At last, with some struggle, you succesfully were able to remove the scrap off.
He thanked you, feeling certainly grateful for your aid. You only smiled and nodded making engineer blush. Then you stood back up, picking your medi gun and gave him a final glance and a wave on your way back to outside.
He can only gaze at your frame leaving, still blushing and thinking about what just happened even while fixing himself up.
Sniper
Ah, piss.
Sniper was so close on pulling the trigger on a enemy's head when he just had to be shot a few times near his chest and shoulder by another sniper.
Now he's currently sitting on the floor, unable to really move due to his wounds. The medic is obviously too busy and far from his spot so all he could do for now is keeping his guards up while trying to ease the pain with some bandages he had.
As he's paying close attention to the ongoing battle, His eyes landed on you emerging from behind a rock, healing your team's scout with your medigun while charging forward.
Now his interest shifted from the enemy's fighting to just paying attention to you instead. He'd seen you time to time through the scope but usually you'd stay behind as extra help. He wasn't sure why sometimes when he aims for you, he'd hesitated. It's almost somewhat wrong.
His thoughts were interrupted by the stinging pain in his shoulder as he groan and lean closer to the wooden window. Suddenly your team soldier's shout rang aloud alerting about his presence.
Sniper panicked as he push himself far away from the wooden window, hearing fast footsteps rapidly approaching his spot. He took his kukri and prepare himself to fight.
Shortly to his surprise though, only you were the one who came. He was really close to attacking─ yet there it is again. The odd hesitating feeling. While being confused with his own choices, you took the medkit you found just outside and offered it to him. While you only smile, sniper is left dumbfound. By the fact that you're not trying to kill him here and there, but also because he did not notice there was even a health kit literally sitting feets away from him.
As he took the kit from you to heal himself, you also proceed to use your medigun to slightly fasten his healing process before you hear your name being called. You call back to them, confirming that you're okay. You gave him a wave and a warm smile before you quickly ran out to your team.
Sniper only sat down there at one of the crate boxes as he proceed the aimless thoughts in his mind about this encounter with you. Well, atleast now it seems like he knows the reason why he's so hesitant to hurt you.
Spy
Oh it's just perfect.
Spy sighs deeply in annoyance as he sat down in a corner with his burnt leg, arm and wounded stomach. His broken Invisibility watch in his hand as his attempts on turning it back on didn't work as it only let out a few sharp electric sparkings.
Great. His invis watch is broken and he is still in the enemy's section with the high possibility that anyone could easily figure out where he is. He feels oddly dreadful about this whole situation as he imagined the worst scenario that could happen in his mind.
It was all oddly quiet at first before he heard a few distinct voices and footsteps passing by. He tries to focus more on where the steps are heading to so he could escape before they caught him first.
He feels rather confused and irritated by the random noises and constant back and forth steps, combined with the pain he's feeling makes him want to just scream but he holds back. He takes deep breath and stood up and accidently hitting his wounded arm which he let out a yelp before he shuts himself up.
It was too late though. He heard some yelling and a brief talk before he hears footsteps once again. He tries to get away but it seems like he was not fast enough as by then, you appeared by the entrance.
You two stared at each other for a moment before he took out his revolver and aim it at you, but you quickly shot it away with your syringe gun.
Spy only looked at his hand then at you in shock. And he realizes that he's basically helpless at the hands of the enemy now.
So close to accepting this defeat, he stumble back and sat down with a tired and dejected look, closing his eyes.
Instead of a quick shot in the head, he felt something being dropped on his lap and a sudden soothing sensation enveloping his body. Confused, spy opens his eyes to see you standing infront of him, using your medigun on him and a healthkit on his lap. He's left baffled by this and was about to ask just what you were doing but you only shush him by nodding softly.
So the two of you only settled in silent as your medigun continue to help speeding up the process. He decided to take out another cigarette, placing it in his mouth and was about to light it up, but he wasn't able to find his lighter anywhere. Just then a lighter reached near his face and lighten the cigarette up for him. Your face was close to his, with the flame illuminating the small details on your face as he stares at you with wide eyes.
Even when you pulled away, spy was still stuck in daze for a moment before he blushes in embarrassment at the gesture. Thankfully you weren't able to see his face with that mask.
He cleared his throat and thanked you in an almost sheepish manner and you smiled in return, giving him a thumbs up. Then you used your syringe gun and shoot at one of the empty bottle laying around before you wink and walked out hurridly.
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#team fortress 2 x reader#tf2 x reader#tf2 x you#team fortress 2#tf2 headcanons#tf2 imagines#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#tf2 engineer x reader#tf2 spy x reader#tf2 sniper#tf2 sniper x reader#sniper x reader#spy x reader#engineer x reader#tf2 red team#tf2 blu team#tf2 medic#tf2 scout#tf2 pyro#tf2 heavy#tf2 demoman#long post
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Hello!
I wanted to share with you my thoughts about Persona 5 Royal because I love your rants!
So, Ryuji sees Ren as his bestie and hates Akechi for attempting to kill his friend and hurting the group in general. But then, Ryuji has to see how Ren is kinda becoming a rlly good friend with Akechi and he must be so confused on what to think!
Like he knows Akechi was an a**hole but now he is Ren's friend and kinda taking the place Ryuji had in Ren's life!
He must have felt a lot of conflicted emotions, and I want to see your thoughts about this
hi!!! very cool that you like my ramblings and thanks so much for saying so. and for sharing your thoughts with me!! i enjoy the chance to chit chat,, though i might struggle to gather all my thoughts together coherently
ryuji and goro have very VERY different relationships with ren. and each holds their own place in rens heart. and theyre both so precious to him. ren met ryuji and it was like standing in the warm sun after being cold and in the dark for so long and flowers bloomed in their chest. and meeting goro was a different kind of thrill. it was a game of wits. it was heart pounding and motivating. whatever souls are made of yours and mine are the same (for better and for worse)
ryujis relationship with akechi has a TON of potential. they have a lot in common.,, ryuji starts off seeing goro as some snobby bootlicker who would sell them to satan for a cornchip. and goro sees ryuji as a tactless fool with hot air between his ears. but while working with them. he, against his better judgement, and despite ryujis reservations as well. they start to see each other a bit different.
goro is not immune to Ryuji Charms and Ryuji is more emotionally intelligent than most give him credit for and he can stand in solidarity with goro as someone else who has suffered greatly at the hands of adults who should have helped him. and yeah, the whole thing is very conflicting.
i dont think ryuji would see goro as a threat to his place as rens best friend, mostly because it. isnt really clear if the gang knows just how close ren and akechi become until later. how much they regularly talk and hang out and understand each other. like,, the gang might think its a keep your friends close and your enemies closer sort of thing. that its all pleasantries. that this is all part of them playing goro as goro tries to play them. and be varying degrees of surprised at how much ren seems to grieve him after he disappears.
i think when goro joins the team theyre surprised by how familiar they act with each other. (what do you mean you gave him a Thieves Club bracelet and a cute endearment MONTHS AGO ren this is the enemy!!) of course ren and goro try to keep things low key. cause they both know whats coming. but. it becomes clearer. just how close ren has allowed himself to be to the resident backstabbing shitbird. and ryuji is like. hey ren whats the deal. what the hell. because hello?? look at what goro has done and what he plans to do. (hes worried for rens wellbeing moreso than anything else)
at that point, i can see him being very curious about their friendship. ren says theyre rivals but just how close are they? what do they do when they hang out and what do they talk about? he doesnt expect ren to spill a lot cause hes a private person. and then he asks. hey. but im still your best friend, right? and ren is like firefly my bruhloved no one could ever take the place of you. and ryujis like. alright cool. love you too, mia. be careful... (im here for you.)
and ryuji and the rest of the gang try, as their comfort dictates, to bring goro into the fold and be friendly with him. ryuji wants to know why ren likes him so much as much as goro wonders why ren likes ryuji so much. and the only way to find out is to try and hang out with the guy. ryuji is surprised at how athletic goro is and extends invitations to run or bike with him. they dont really get much chance to know each other better except as team mates on the battlefield. they sure arent what one another would consider friends. and yet by the end ryuji is the guy to tell a broken goro "man, youre more than special." and "youre your own person, you gotta know that" because thats the kind of guy ryuji is. and goro cant wrap his head around it (this is why hes rens second!!! and the heart of the pt!! dummy!!!) ryuji didnt want goro to die! he pounded on that door and called him an idiot!! they can be friends!! i see the vision!!! and this is my city!!! and like. post games i very much see goro and ryuji as like. coworkers at Loving Ren Inc. SDKHFSDF and ren has two hands. the thing is. ren is the kind of friend goro wished he always had, too. and goro takes a Long time to realize that ren is also his best friend. so its very much a chain here. goro: this is my idiot, ren. and this is their idiot, ryuji. (<< pictured, goro getting sucked into the polycule, circa 2018)
also like. ryuji and ren have their own friendly challenges with each other a lot. if anything i think goro is far more likely to get all huffy and be like thats MY rival THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! YOULL NEVER CHALLENGE HIM LIKE I DO. but this fact also acts as a gateway to goro becoming closer to ryuji. like. when they bring goro into their own friendly challenges as a third. it. makes goro feel included. and they bond more. goro finds another rival in ryuji in a completely different way from ren. and theyre both so aggro for rens love and attention. like jealous puppies. and ren has to kiss them to calm them down LMAO
i can go on about them but its shippy this is really long orz
#persona 5#persona 5 royal#ryuji sakamoto#goro akechi#ren amamiya#p5r#p5#dont mind me just spreading the#pegoryugoro#agenda#p5 apotelesma#apotelesmeta#ch. ryuji#ch. kogoro#ch. ren#asks
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i cant stress how much joy i get from doodling magneto as A Dramatic Comic Book Villain i cannot even lie to you chat
#wip#you guys like wips. im never posting another one again <- this is a lie#rb if you want ig idk#snap sketches#he looks like a fuckass beetle with those horns i love him#i was just gonna post the pose but the fuckass dialogue is necessary. i love it when he talks like that i cant stand him#i usually dont post wips cause i love surprises but idk if im gonna finish this#maybe i will. there's more to this its a dumb comic referencing issue 18 again VJAELKJVKLAJ#but anywayt. Yeah <3#big fan of how his dramatic ass was reasoned to be erik putting on a show to act as a 'lightning rod'#well good job girlfriend you definitely put on a show. only problem is i love you#one of these days i am just gonna make a magneto doodle page of dramatic poses or something#also hi charles. youre here too. obviously.#ok bye i have to be in class i guess#if i post a proper drawing later today or tomorrow it'll be a miracle
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Complete Chaos: The Cats pick their band members 🎸
matthew: finns (good music taste but the best energy)
kuli: sasha (dj), maffhew (singer to which he refutes and insist hes a hype man), and himself as director/manager because hes bad rhythmically
ekky: maffhew (hype man/lead singer), benny and reino (guitar and drums), forsy (pure eyecandy quite literally just there to take his shirt off 😭😭)
swaggy and benny: sasha (dj), swaggy (singer/guitarist), benny (guitarist), ekky and gadjo (no other role than to look like "bandguys")
reino: also finns lmao (popular choice)
sasha: himself as dj, and swaggy (singer, his karaoke insistence proceeds him)
roddy: forsy (guitar), benny (drums), himself (no role whatsoever lol), reino (second guitar) and sasha (cymbals, girl what kinda band 😭)
mikksy: sasha (dj) just sasha no one else just him actually :)
BONUS: sasha finally revealed his dj name to which last time he staunchly refused to do so and its DJ Layz!!!!
#carter verhaeghe#sam bennett#evan rodrigues#matthew tkachuk#dmitry kulikov#aleksander barkov#niko mikkola#eetu luostarinen#anton lundell#aaron ekblad#sam reinhart#jonah gadjovich#florida panthers#2425#CRYING INTO MY HANDS AT ALL THE BAND CHOICES#A FORSY SHIRTOFF COMMENT HAS HIT THE TOWERS#NOT SURPRISING BUT STILL#maffhew and reino choosing the finns as a whole.. you can tell they had the most fun with finnish media during global series huh#and also the parade really convinced them of how hard the finns can throw down huh#everyone supporting their captain in his new dj endeavour (sorry lundy move aside)#like parents who dont quite get it but they will show up to the dance recital enthusiastically with flowers#kuli and ekky choosing maffhew as singer... they are blinded by love its okay...#if you ever heard that man sing... yeah#at least maffhew refutes and pivots to going well id have fun up there and really thats all you can ask for now can you#the eyecandy choices... no purpose just look hot and bandlike...#sasha just wants a duo with carter and completely understandable sir#him and benny continuing his swaggy is good at karaoke campaign it really is just two men in a world against many#MIKKSY JUST CHOOSING SASHA. NO ONE ELSE. JUST SASHA#do you know how explicitly funny to me that mikksy only chooses sasha for dj... when hes such a big rockhead...#he had the opportunity to create the best band and went sasha :) im gonna jump off a cliff
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mane should be spacewaffles third, but like in a /r way i think. hes already a freak abt bacon and seeimgly? has a soft spot for planet.
#lsshipping#what would their ship name even be LMFAO#like#spacewafflelion#that sounds so stupid help#idc its MY shipname for them bc idt anyone else has come up w one yet#anyways yeah planet is the only person mane has given his heart to bc he wanted to#i dont particularly count mane giving spoke his heart back bc. well. he did just give it back#bc he killed spoke#so he felt obligated#but he gave planet his own heart TWICE#and i can delude myself into believing he killed kab today bc planey said shes one of the people who#keeps killing them#mane was surprised when planet said kab was one of them#bc he was the one who asked the list of people who keep killing planet#but yes mane taking kab killing planet as an excuse is part of MY narrative now#💥💥💥#lifesteal spoilers#ig bc of my tag yapping#manes obsession w bacon is also objectively incredibly fucking funny#planetlord#manepear#baconwaffles0#im such a tag yapper bro#im actually like the tumblr tags villain#i put more in thr tags then my actual posts#LOL
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Rewatching act 2.... yeah ISHA WATCH OUT FOR THE CYCLE ISHA!!!!! NOOOOO
#ambessa setting up the logs on a fireplace while literally adding fuel to the fire with cailtyn... subtelty#silco spent his whole life trying to rile the undercity together STUPID JOKE THAT IT IS you have the chance to pull it off#isha is the true revolutionary after all... jinx get up to her level#was jinx scared of having hallucinations when the girl she released was gonna touch her shoulder??? and then she didn't#what i find really funny is that warwick knows how to use elevators and that funicular to the prison#also there is a lot of blood when he appears in the prison.... it was surprising#vander recognizing jinx with the name of powder after she complained about it eariler its just crazy crazy crazy#people commenting that its unrealistic how caitlyn bests vi when they meet in episode 6 as if there wasn't a montage about how she lost her#edge because of alcohol and living like shit.... she's not like jinx lmao....#rewatching so recently is so weird i imagine it is as close as being dr manhattan as i can get it is literally happening all at once#also the people of piltover are so dumb... lets let the government implement martial law and put this 20 something with 0 political#experience on charge with the army of this outsider agent. alright. i can tell you guys dont vote in this oligarchy you know fuck all#well i guess in that case it isnt the people of piltovers fault... just the important families that contribute in this oligarchy...#putting count fagula in charge.... salo is speciallt dumb but we all knew that#katie leung needs awards btw.... and interviews#“do not test this or you will yearn for caitlyn's dungeons” be careful singed my friend vi fell for that and look at her... her dungeons...#vander reaching for isha not jinx.... OR VI.... she just stopped him#“hes gonna kill you” and vi fighting vander to protect jinx.... yeah#and then she trusts jinx and the beast turns into vander... he serves as a recognizing tool for their true selves...#their mom being so worried about how to name vi and then names the second one POWDER kahdksjsk never not funny... also the barber of zaun#when vi joins with jayce she unlocks this loser flop aspect of her mother's inheritance.... two losers joining to maximize their joint flop#also vander kinda giving up this promise to protect the girls instead of bettering zaun... how it puts him in a standstill bc it's either or#like damn there is nothing as undoing as a daughter for reals. she didnt experience that bc she died so now vander has to and here we are#episide 6 starts with the end of the episode when viktor drops that metal piece..... hello..... is this anything#“do you think this place could work” underground utopia.... DYNASTIES AND DYSTOPIA FEAR IS NEVER AN OPTION SO DYING'S NOT A REAL PROBLEM#didnt ambessa suspect anything when they spent loke a full minite staring at each other 😭😭 she's lost her edge...#just like when she clocked sevika but not jinx... when there's a strong butch in the area her radar gets jammed up#and caitlyn leaving her weapon behind... ambessa thought she was gonna fistfight warwick or something#the metal thing falling when viktor dies repeats THREE TIMES WHAT DOES THAT MEAN#watching arcane season 2
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#@ comment directed to me in a tag. i have not talked abt them anywhere publicly but if u were deep enough in the paint in 2020ish theyre#like not super surprising. i think i wanna get back around to the trolls in my reread (so itll b a while) before i say anthing solid#just so i can go in w intent to pay closer attention again but like#overall have a low opinion on most the troll boys insofar as i see that the narrative seems to also not care for them. they seem to exist#to serve narrative purposes & end up discarded when no longer relevant. ie they dont end up very interesting and thus i view#many fans with suspicion when they have 'boys disease' ie having an outsized focus on the boys of the story despite hs being by the end#an extremely female dominated text with a lot to say about masculinity as an opressive force#tavros and gamzee are the biggest bugbears here (only really beaten out in eyebrow raising by cronus and the male dancestors)#on account of fans of them often downplaying gamzee's misogyny that is core to his role as a charismatic cult leader (or worse#sending trans women death threats when they made the factual assesment that gamzee was written to be a weird misogynist calling it#character assassination etc. man 2020 was wild.) tavros mostly just ends up being an accessory to this crime tbh. though his genuinely#complicated relationship w vriska oft being flattened to villify vriska + an inability to actually read what tavros Says...#like. if you get rid of tavros' quirk. stammering and all. and read his lines. he's kind of fucking rude? and yeah its alternia they all ar#but i have my hesitancies wrt how people seem to infantilise him (a disabled character) to the point of ignoring his dialogue and flaws#when one of tavros' core conceits (u can argue if this is . like. something hussie should have stayed out of. like its not their lane) is#that shitty ppl online will be assholes but will be allowed to get away with it due to unrelated disability. which like. it was 2010 ig#but this is hit upon again with mituna being distinctly a 4 channer with real brain damage and speech issues & all his friends letting him#get away with shit he still clearly has the cognitive capacity to know is wrong. its very messily handled but. i dont rlly like tavros ig.#will b amazed if tumblr doesnt eat these tags i went on wayy too long. but im not putting this in plaintext for obvi reasons#lucabytereads
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I am here, once again, with my Ao No Flag propaganda
These two specific panels of Toma were the thing that made me think over a year ago “Man. I want to be like that too” as in KAITO drawing expression because—
The subtle shift of emotion, it’s present all throughout the manga, but this is what sold it for me. For no particular reason, it’s not even the best example, it was just what sealed the deal to me
#it’s the way his eyes open slightly in surprise when Seiya tells him that his friends refused to give an explanation when asked about#what happened in what I think is a way of them showing they care about Toma#and that surprises Toma since I believe he might have been doubtful his friends would forgive him after that#which man. idk maybe it’s because it hit home in some other things. it’s so good#Kaito handles the way the characters express themselves so good I’m always in awe anytime I reread any volume#it’s just. they feel so real in their flaws and mistakes and how they take it. for example our dear protagonist#man he is a wreck. but it’s understandable since he is going through a stage in life where he is still understanding himself!#and KAITO depicts it so nicely and lets him be awful. and let’s everyone be it too. they fuck up yes! but it’s not the end of the world#and he shows that too. how it’s okay to make mistakes but you have to owe them and grow from them not get stuck in them#it’s the little me inside of myself that was making me weep I believe#Ao no flag#blue flag#toma mita#yeah this is about volume 7 too#well i dont know it’s the way Seiya is older sibling anguish that hit me with a bat personally because 🤝. same.#and just. AAAAGGHHHH I’m going insane
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sorry to all my lovelies requesting anything abt dick grayson i cannot write for him because i am Literally Him!
dont look at the tags im not writing for him look away
#— bambi yaps#i actively cant think abt him too hard bc then i think about myself#dick grayson x reader he loves you so deeply it kills him he forces a smile even at his worst and you know it but he wont let you see him#he wont let u see him break bc hes supposed to be strong for you he has to be strong he has to be your light and he knows it#and if he lets himself show weakness thats when you leave he has to be good he has to be perfect he has tk be your prince#he has to be a pretty boy he has to be charming he has to light up the room#dick grayson doesnt let you in he keeps you at a distance because ur just going to see him like everyone else does#but u dont u want him at his worst you want him when hes ugly crying anf when hes silent#and when he just wants to sleep you play with his hair#no you dont want him just for his body you want him for his mind for his kindness#you want him because of how strong he is yes but you wanna take it off his shoulders#cant write abt dick grayson she says#idk if you all think abt him and tarantula very often but it makes me ill#dick thinking hes just a body just a soldier and its just. no?? we dont have to have sex. you also would like to wait on that for a while#shits happened to uou too#and hes so surprised that???? wdym you DONT want to fuck me he glitches out for a second#oh dick grayson my sweet sweet boy#i domt write for dick grayson i say#dick grayson thinking hes only good for his body only to find out that you dont need it you only want to make him coffee in the morning and#and like yeah u want to touch him but you wanna rub his back bc hly shit yr tense#but thats it#it doesnt go further#he cries and its disgusting but god does he love you#dick grayson realizing you would stay with him if you never had sex and he SOBS#someone call leith ross STAT#dick grayson#nightwing#im crying now fuck off nobody talk about him to me ever again
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Love being an arcane warrior in dao i love swinging a giant maul around and being in armour but also casting walking nightmare and horror on my enemies i think swords are cooler but the affect of a maul is funnier than big sword in my opinion. I have like 3 affects (at the minimum) going on at all times and then i do an aoe chug some lyrium just in case and bludgen some guy to death. What.
#dao#dragon age origins#dao surana#dragon age#i havent drawn athima in a while bc im busy w zine stuff but. you bet when im done (hopefully this week) im drawing them sm#idk theyre a silly guy#also my quest dlcs arent working? and when i look shit up it doesnt make sense#im not a tech savvy person is the issue here#anyway- athima my beloved#just met goldanna which was a bust#and im hoping i dont accidentally harden alistair idk how id do it accidentally but.#i wouldnt be surprised if i did#kimda sad you dont get to explain to goldanna that alistair did not in fact live in the royal palace#and that currently all he has is the ppl w him and the clothes on his back#since the arl is still fucked up rn#idk she assumes a lot about him and i wish you could explain stuff to her#cuz its like. i get her perspective she lives a shit life with what 5 kids?#like yeah if i thought my brother was better off than me then id want some help#however she just. assumes hes lived the worlds lushest life#when that isnt the case?#and ik its like. a part of the wholw him standing up for himself thing i think?#idk i read some stuff bc i like to know what im getting into but still be a bit surprised#so. idk man#athima is goin through it too get these guys some therapy#anyway im done rambling in my tags now
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i was lookin at a few vids about the bg3 dream visitor romance [spoilers if anyone's still early game i guess lol] and like i was so shocked people were, like, so upset and betrayed when they discovered the dream visitor's true form fksdjgkdljf like okay i forgot not every corner of the internet has monsterfuckers and also i guess normies are playing this game. and ALSO it reminded me that the % of players that even have the steam achievement of sleeping w/the emperor at all is so low. 12.7%. why is everyone a coward. i'm not even a self proclaimed monsterfucker. i dont like sex and im mildly phobic of tentacles. WHY IS EVERYONE A COWARD!!!!!
tho to be fair probably a lot of ppl are also romancing a companion and wanna be faithful - ive only gotten to that scene in multiplayer where none of us were in companion romances so it was guilt free go for it see what happens, in the discord call all together LOL..... then we had a lover's spat after the raphael fight 😑
#im p sure you have to become a mindflayer to do his whole romance which i dont wanna but like it's fun to see what happens lol#but also our friend has played further and was heavily biased against the emperor#im like dude no spoilers i wanna make up my mind as we go. im gonna fuck him LOL#3/4 of us did#our friend didnt and then he was like OH WAIT I FORGOT THERES AN ACHIEVEMENT well thats what u get for being a hater i guess#p sure we are going to betray him and break that guy outta there but idk maybe we wont. gotta mix it up see what the vibes are#in the multiplayer game we kinda just let things happen in the moment it's a fun and chaotic time#sometimes we lie. like we lied to raphael. it's fine#and then we tried to lie to the emperor about the fact that we made the deal but i think we rolled bad lol#so he knew and we had to be like IT'S FINE DUDE TRUST ME WHATEVER#anyway my point was i was surprised people werent into his tentacle form i just assumed all sex enjoyers do but#i forgot about the normie allos..........#there was like ONE person in the comments that was like yeah i romance the dream visitor and YES i know 👍#only real person in that comment section i s2g#anyway we havent finished a full playthru yet so idk maybe ill be a hater by the end of it but rn i have fun with him#even tho he was kind of a bitch when we had that latest talk lol he was so shamey about our raphael deal 😒#i think he was mad he couldnt see what we were up to down there like bro give us some space!!!
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people keep guessing my age way lower which i guess is a little flattering but i genuinely do wonder why that is bc i for real for real dont feel like i look 21. i feel like minimum youd guess mid 20s so like. do i just seem immature or inexperienced and thats why ppl are convinced im younger like,,,
#like on almost all cruise tours when the guests chat with me they ask if i go to university here or if im an exchange student and im like#nah i just work a normal job here haha and then when i tell them 'yeah i wanted to leave germany before turning 30 so i achieved thay goal'#they go oh yeah you have pleeenty of time and im like no im turning 30 in like. two months. and they go all shocked and surprised like they#genuinely think i just finished school or smthn hello 😭😭😭#whats a bitch gotta do around here to be viewed as an adult its not my fault i dont have any grey hair yet im working on it 😭😭#soph txts#txt#and today as well an elvis chatted with me and asked my age and i said im 30 in october and he went WHAT??? NO WAY!! ARE YOU LYING TO ME??
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my favorite thing about bt is when there's an opportunity for buck and t to have a deeper connection, but then t just shuts it down. like, go girl, give us nothing!!!!
#like outside of 7x04...have they had an actual conversation that didnt exclusively consist of sex or t being dismissive#ig you could argue their date scene#well both date scenes but come on the first one was like so bad#yeah they had a nice (im using that term very loosely) little conversation about coming out but then t made that closet joke and left buck#like okay listen its not tha big of a deal but it is!!!#how can you seriously sit there and be like oh yeah i was lying to myself about being gay because i was scared#and then when the (newly bi) man youre on a date with kinda freaks when faced with coming out not on his own terms youre surprised???#come on#be so serious rn#and sorry not sorry but i will always hate him for leaving buck on the sidewalk outside the restaurant#yes buck is a grown ass man and could get home safely#but its the fact that he didnt tell buck anything until his uber had pulled up#like that man was talking about the movie yall were planning on seeing on you were just watching your uber get closer#i dont care who you are that us just rude as fuck#and the your fathers alive in the finale#fuck off#like the conversation about t and his father was literally only included to connect to gerrard#deny it all you want but t really was a plot device in 7b#he had like what maybe 5 minutes of screentime#he is so over#anti tommy kinard#me thinks
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happy paul had a 15 minute presser after the last practise of preseason so of course hes gonna treat it like a standup routine or alternatively the paul antagonises our beat (as he usually does) but especially george his greatest frenemy cut
Training Camp 24 | 10.7.24 (x)(x)
#paul maurice#florida panthers#2425#preseason#sorry when im pissy i do just cc this man yeah it brings me back to my carebear-isms#“are we ignoring people we dont” he said with too much glee in his eyes#george he raises his hand immediately afterwards because he likes testing pauls patience and paul goes “can i help you”#he says it in the same bitchy way i say it when someone follows me into the kitchen#“oh. george.” he says in faux surprise because lest it be anyone else who drags this presser longer than it needs to#you can tell its george if pauls willingly to continue on the banter at the expense of presser runtime#the HOPEFULLY we play a goalie tonight#paul has no idea of the status of the goalies at any point in time because hes sacred of robbies children#also after talking about the hurricane him going STAY DRY to everyone is sooooo#yeah old man lets get you to bed#“mr. chatelier” theres an inside joke here we are not privy to
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