#AND HE IS!!! ..... but just. dont be surprised when he. yeah

[devilmaymetalgear]

That was a long time ago

swap/evil au!Dante x childhood friend!Reader

Cw: a lot of exposition, dmc3 Dante, gn!reader, this is more of an intro post for the au so I could practice writing him, use of baby and sweetheart, next post WILL be smut with an older evil Dante where he actually is horrible, he's just a little mean in this ❤️

(THIS IS ANOTHER AU I DONT ACTUALLY THINK DANTE WOULD DO ANY OF THIS SHIT IN MAINLINE)

A/n: i have not played dmc5 in a while and forget what the fuck the area around their house looks like, so play along if there's not a forest nearby. I also like... i dont know what happened near the end, its not verg good

He remembered that fateful day. He was left alone, sparring outside. Vergil said he wanted to keep reading his dumb poetry. It was quiet, that familiar of bugs was missing. The chirping of birds gone silent. It was as if time went still.

He didn't notice it at first, that buzzing in the back of his mind that made him want to flee. He probably should of. At 8 years old his mother left him to die. Thrown to the wolves. Thrown to the demons, more accurately.

He watched as the house burned down to ash, the smoke high in the sky. Even as he fled, running for his life, he could see that smoke high in the sky.

And he remembered the days before that. Where he played with his brother and his friend. His secret friend. Mother and father were always worried about them, said they couldn't go too far off the property. But Dante never listened.

He saw another kid in the woods next to his house, plucking some of the wild flowers from the ground. Placing them into their little basket. They looked so excited with each little flower they plucked. And Dante never got to hang out with other kids his age. He crept into the forest, dodging every little leaf and twig that if crunched could scare them.

"Hii!" He shouted, watching them look up.

"Hi?" You waved back at him nervously, and he watched as you stood up straight from the ground.

"Who are those flowers for?" He pointed down at the basket, stepping in front of you.

"They're for my mom. She told me not to come over here but they're just so pretty. Look!" You held your hand up to his face, a small, red wildflower limp between your fingers.

"Can I pick some?" Reaching towards the ground, he grasped at the little flowers, squishing them in his hands. The delicate petals fell onto the ground, leaving partial, crumpled stems in his hands. He was about to give up and sulk, stomp off to go bother Vergil and hope that'll make him feel better.

But you reached out, gently picking up another flower of the ground. Setting into his hand as carefully as you can.

"Now you have one to give to your mom."

Thats all he can remember. His head aches if he thinks about it anymore. That's all he needs to remember anyway.

Why would he ever sit and daydream about the eight year old you, when he's got the smoking hot adult you?

"Dante.." You mutter, gazing down at the rubble and gore beneath temen ni gru. Hundreds dead or injured, the squeals of demons feasting ringing out loud enough for the next city over to hear. His hand tightened around your hip, pulling you close.

"Yeah, baby?" He snaps out of whatever place his mind was, a sharp grin on his face. He looked a little too delighted staring at the gore below him. Like a king on his throne. You wouldn't be surprised if he saw himself as one. "You like what you see, right?"

"It's... definitely something!" His hand drifts lower, resting right on your ass. As much as the urge to swat his hand away rises in you, staring at all the viscera makes you rethink that. "A little... excessive, don't you think? Couldn't we have done this somewhere more... rural? Not right in the middle of the busiest part of town?"

He snickered, leaning into you and glancing over. "I forget how stupid you are when it comes to hellgates and stuff. We can't just move a hell gate, baby. That's where it is so that's where it comes up. Not my fault that I killed a few people."

"You're the one who raised the hellgate! If you didn't raise it then those people wouldn't have died!"

He went quiet, snarling a little. He dipped his head a little lower, his nails digging into your skin.

"If you talk back like that again, I'll throw you down there with them since you pity them so much. You humans are so fragile, any time someone dies you just have to whine about it." He rolled his eyes, as if you were complaining about spilt milk.

He adjusted his grip on you, grabbing your wrist and walking away from the edge.

"Enough of this anyways, I've got a reunion party to plan."

Intro to the au next post WILL be sloppy pervert sex leave me recommendations for what he should do pls ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[misskingshit]

𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘦 Summary: The most popular and hottest girl...into Stiles? Note: I'm watching Teen Wolf again because it's literally my comfort series and my crush on Stiles was just reborn (never died).

"He seemed very desperate," my best friend tells me.

"Poor boy, maybe I should help him," he laughed.

"Are you kidding? He's weird."

"Danny, I know, weird and kind of clumsy, but he has something...I don´t know what it its but..." I leaned against my locker, looking at Stiles in the distance, he seemed to be talking to Scott somewhat desperately.

"Maybe you are a kinky" He says.

"What the fuck does that mean" I look at him confused "what kind of kink".

"Oh, come one! don´t act as if you are not turn on by the fact that he´s a loser, in every sanse of the word, and you are the hottest girl".

I think about it a lil bit "I mean, yeah" my gaze just looked for the virgin boy "but he´s also like...really hot"

"So...you're going to do it" Danny smiles.

"Of course I'm gonna do it, for some reason his life depends on having sex...and I don't want him to die, it's a small favor" I smiled.

…

third person pov

"Stiles, I'll have sex with you."

Stiles opened his mouth in shock, not believing what he had heard. Scott, on the other hand, looked around, waiting for some hidden camera to come out or for everyone to start laughing because there was no chance that the hottest girl (and the cheer captain) would even know who the hell Stiles is.

"Danny told me something like your life literally depended on it, I honestly don't care" you moved closer to the human resting your hands on his shirt and getting closer to his face "I´ll help you out" you whispered.

He didn’t answer, he was frozen looking at you in shock.

“Only if you want to…” you moved away a little.

“YES!” Stiles screams “I mean, ‘m sorry, ye-yeah” he stuttered a bit, he was nervous.

You smiled.

...

"I DON´T KNOW MAN, SHUT UP, UR MAKING ME EVEN MORE NERVOUS!" Stiles screamed at his best friend, who couldnt help but not belive what just happened "maybe she´ll come to me when school is finished".

"Ain´t no way she wants to be seen with you" Scott just was in denial.

"Are you jelous, I mean what the fuck is wrong with you, thowing me a bad vibe all the time..."

Stiles was interrupted by the girl that is goin to take his virginity in a couple of hours "I´m sorry, I´m so silly" you laughted "forgot to tell you, my parents are on a work trip, so...Im home alone" you got even closer "you can fuck me as many times as you need, u know, just in case" you take a look at his lips, he took a look at your entire body, the cheerleader suit was definitely hot.

He could´t take it anymore.

"Why all of the sudden u want to have sex with me, do you want me to do you homework or..."

"Of course not Stiles, I´m doing grat in every class" he was surprised "you are hot, something about you is totally attracting me to you" you simply confessed "you need to have sex, and I want you to fuck me, so simple".

...

"Wow this is...like a fucking castle" he says looking around.

"Do u like it?" you looked at him while trowing your stuff into the gigant couch " I dont, it get lonely somtimes".

He looked at you, felt you sadness.

"Your parents are not around so much?" you just shacked your head as a no "well my dad is always working, and Im honestly dealing with a lot of things but...".

"You can come over whenever you want" you interrupted him "and also you can come to my house whenever u want"

Fuck, he loved your twisted sense of humor.

"Come here, I won´t bite...yet" you grabbed his heand and pulled him to your room upstairs.

You made him sat in your bed while you closed the door "so, why would you die if you don´t have sex" you asked wlking trowards him.

"I-I...I mean, is really hard to explain, like..." you saw how he was thinking so hard on what to say.

You walked in between his legs and started to guide his heands all over your body. Starting with your legs, a little bit under your skirt, your waist.

His breath was getting hard each time, just looking his heands touching -almost- every inch of you.

"You don´t need to tell me, don´t worry" you whisperd "just fuck me".

The last station for his heands were your tits, big and natural. Eagerly he started to touch 'em as much as he could, pressing 'em and feeling all of it. His dick getting harder with evry touch.

You legs surraunded all of him, sitting on his lap, you started to move slowly and, for him, painfully on his cook.

"Wanna see them" you touched you own tits, and all of the sudden, you top was nowhere to be found.

And Stiles, was far gone.

"Oh my god" he said out of air, leaning his mouth on your tits and making you feel so good. His heands on your ass at the same time, lifting your skirt.

"Stop moving like that please, I can't take ir any longer" he begged you.

"Don't" you simple said, then you kissed him.

You moving even more on his dick, the kiss so passionate, you being half naked was definitely too much for him. He came on his pants whithin seconds.

"Dont worry, it's okey, we have plenty of time" you smiled at him, biting you lip.

He just couldn't help it, and started kissing you again, soft, cute, but at the same time filled with passion and need.

"Stiles?" you separeted a lil bit. He just made a noise and looked at you "fuck me, right now, fuck me" .

As best you could, you pushed him towards the headboard of your bed, leaving him half-sitting with you on top of him.

In just seconds, both of you are were naked. Stiles was hugely surprised when he saw how you brought your face closer and closer, looking with desire at his dick. "May I?".

"Fuck yeah" he sights biting his lip in desire.

It was so big it barely fit in your mouth, but sucking on it was the best feeling you'd felt in a long time. Stiles couldn't even open his eyes; he was too turned on to even form a word. You were rigth, he's so hot.

You pulled his member out of your mouth and crawled towards him "Now I'm going to ride you, and I want you to fuck me as hard as you can"

And fuck...he did.

"Oh my god, Stiles!" you moan "Oh yes, right there" you looked at him smiling, with your eyes rolling back every time.

"Do you like it?" he asked bouncing into you even harder "you feel so good, damn, so tight" he said.

" God don't stop, please! harder!" you screamed.

And suddenly, his phone rings.

[smutcentralx]

Yes sir

SIMON (GHOST) RILEY x FEM READER

summary you and ghost never saw eye to eye, your always clashing and you both basically can’t stand each other, but one day you pushed it a to far….

warnings smut, age gap, enemies to lovers if u squint hard enough, oral(f), slight brat taming, slight angst, cunninglingus, squirting, overstimulation

a/n ahh first fic i’m so excited hopefully you guys enjoy it, if u did dont forget request are open! There may be a few typos i missed but i will be editing soon i just really wanted to post this gem :)

Lieutenant Simon Riley…i think it was fair to say he was considered as your rival. You were also a lieutenant but for some reason he liked to treat you as if you were a lower rank and that’s what really gets to you. You always thought he was some controlling misogynistic stereotypical price of shit.

You were thinking of possible ways to avoid him due to your altercation you both got into earlier. He was being a dick trying boss you around making you do 10 laps and as many push ups you could do. He was torturing you and the kicker was that he secretly enjoyed it to.

“Try to squeeze your stomach in more, you planks are lazy”. You gritted your teeth response but still followed orders in response knowing damn well he was smirking under the mask. You’ve started to realize that he doesn’t understand how much he pisses you. It’s either that or he just doesn’t give a shit. His calm nonchalant demeanor really annoyed the hell out of you. and you were reaching your breaking point…slowly.

“I don’t see you doing any planks, would you like demonstrate since you’re such an expert” you gave a fake smile with a sarcastic tone and rolled your eyes. He grunted in response ignoring your tone.

Much to your surprise ghost slowly took off his tight black shirt that was already defining his beautifully toned body. He pulled it over his head from the bottom up and boy was that a sight to see, you were basically drooling forgetting that you disliked him at the moment. You couldn’t lie and not come to terms that he has the hottest body you have ever seen. He was so big to so that didn’t help you.

“I’m flattered love but eyes up here” Ghost smirked knowing damn well about the little affect he has on you. “With the way how talk to me i would’ve never thought you’d beating eating with your eyes like that” he laughed deeply. You looked up embarrassed and your face grew hot when realization hit you hard. Ghost caught you staring at him.

You made up some bullshit since you know you can’t lie yourself out. you cleared your throat awkwardly “listen your an asshole still but i was staring at your scars, like id ever want a piece of you” you laughed a little to hard while taunting him. He narrowed his eyes slightly.

“I bet your ugly under that mask too aren’t you” you smirked as you stood up. Ghost let out a deep breathy laugh while he stood up and stepped closer to you so that he was towering over you dripping in dominance. “Quite the opposite love”. You rolled your eyes “yeah okay buddy” You scoffed and you pushed a little more “plus i bet you haven’t even made anyone woman cum grandpa you definitely awful in bed”.

Ghost hums deeply “Who said anything about that, sounds like your just thinking about getting laid” his eyes darkened slightly but you ignored it. “Everyone wants to get laid, i definitely know you don’t simon.

Oh now you’re really pushing it. Ghost doesn’t enjoy being called Simon. He stepped closer to and and snaked his hand in your hair and slightly tugged you head back “don’t call me that again love your playing with a lot fire right now”. “What are you gonna do about it if i did simon”.

Ghost was not satisfied with your response and it pissed him off even more. He released his hold in your hair and dragged you by the arm towards his room. Since john and gaz were on a mission soap was the only one on base with you two. Your stomach was doing backflips and excitement was surging through you body.

Yo knew how much you hated ghost and you wish you mean what you said but deep down you wondered if he was good in bed. The loud slamming door shook your thoughts away “What’s your problem?” your eyebrows raised as you crossed your arm over your chest. “I told you not to call me that love” he narrowed his eyes at you and started to walk closer to you.

“I can call you whatever i want”. You rolled your eyes as you nervously stepped back until your rear hit the desk behind you. There was no escaping this. Ghost sighed long and hard. “Not my fault you don’t like your own name”. Ghost laughed deeply “Never said i hated it, i like when they scream my name instead”.

You blushed deep red at his comment not expecting this to take a turn but you weren’t mad at it either. “It’s just like you said, I’ve never made a woman cum before or would you like to test that theory sweetheart”. He challenged smirking under his mask. God he can read you like an open book.

The air got caught in your lungs and for once you didn’t have a comeback. He grunted amusingly “Thought so, i’ll take that as a no. You couldn’t even handle me even if you tried love”. He chuckled and began walking away. Before he could even get far you grabbed his wrist. “Wait” you whispered softly embarrassed at yourself. “Hm what is it speak up use your chest”. “Let’s put that theory to the test and see if you’re really full of shit”. You challenged him back.

“Much better, i’m gonna fuck that little attitude outta you. Once im done with you, you’ll be begging for it everyday”. You shuddered slightly, his words had your head spinning. He stepped closer to you and you gasped softly as picked you up with one arm easily and sat you on the desk.

Ghost pulled his balaclava up till it sat of the bridge of his nose and you could clearly see that smug ass grin on his lips. “What are you staring at?” You were honestly shocked, he had a nice set a lips and you could already tell he was attractive

“You have some nice ass lips, just wonder if you ever them to use”. You smirked. He grunted in response and ignored your comment. He leaned in closer towards your ear and whispered “Enjoy it while you still can” his voice was so deep and you felt a damp spot forming on your clothed cunt.

You whimpered softly when felt his hands roaming your body. He was teasing the fuck out of you for a long dreadful 5 minutes and you couldn’t take it anymore. “What’s got you squirming so much hm?”

he asked observing your movements knowing damn well about the affect he has on you. He payed attention to detail, he was learning what made you tic and squirm. “P-Please ghost” you whispered lowly. Your wasn’t listening to you and you did not want to give in.

“Please what love i can’t hear you?” he smirked into you neck and he gripped your hips and he left a trail of kisses up and down your neck. “Please ghost please touch me” you gasped out roughly.

It took you this long to understand how touch deprived you were and you felt so hot under his touch. Ghost was putting on a show, his eyes were confused “Touch you where? Use that mouth of yours like you were earlier, go on i know you can do it for me pretty girl”.

Your head swirled at his words, being called pretty girl made your brain fuzzy and it definitely threw you off. You leaned against his office desk in the dim lit room. All of a sudden he freezes his actions of teasing your body.

“Take it off” he ordered. “Take what off?” you questioned since you obviously didn’t know what he was asking of you.

He leaned in and caged you between both of his arms, looked you up and down and with his husky tone “You know what i’m talking about sweetheart”. “Go on” he said eyes filled with complete desire.

You blushed realizing he was talking about your top and bra. You furiously followed his order and stripped you shirt. cursing at yourself for looking so desperate but your body wasn’t listening to you. You tried unclasping your bra but you were too nervous to do it.

Ghost started at you with a taunting gaze. He was challenging you and it was really turning you on instead of pissing you off.

You shifted uncomfortably the cold air grazing your hard nipples while ghost was practically drooling at the sight oozing with dominance. He straightened up and slowly grasped onto you left boob massaging it with enough force as he played with you nipple on the right.

You whined at the feeling but oh it felt so good and he barely even started. “Look at you, I had my theories but i knew deep down you knew what your body really wanted”. He said with pride dripping from his voice. You just knew he had a smug ass face.

Even though it should piss you off odly enough his words made ur arousal drip into your panties. You can feel his hot breath against your nipples as he sucked and licked them as he trailed down to your core.

Your body shivered in excitement as you felt his hot breath against your clothed core. He effortlessly took your pants with your underwear off. You gasped softly and the sudden exposure. Ghost kneeled in front of you legs that were now spread nice and wide for just for him.

“All this for me, who would’ve thought”. He smiled smugly his cockiness was through the roof. You looked away embarrassed. “No no no that won’t do, eyes on me”. Before you could even respond you his rough younger against you clit.

You couldn’t help but moan softly in response. His arms were holding your hips down as you laid against the desk fully submitting to him. He began to lick long teasing licks up and down. “Let me cum please” you moaned out choking over your words.

“Good girl”. he grunts out as he mumbled into you wet pussy. Your tight hole clenched around air at the praise. His tongue was the best thing you have ever felt, you were in pure bliss. Your body was reacting to every movement his tongue did.

He sucked on your swollen precious clit with just enough pressure to have you moaning out his name. His tongue was fucking your aching pussy as you arched back feeling that familiar coil tighten in you belly. “That’s it, cum for me love”.

Your eyes rolled to the back of your head and your body fell limp as you saw stars. Your mouth forming an o shape with the words to follow. You moaned loudly and shook as he continued to suck on your swollen clit and lapped up your sweet juices. “Knew this cunt would taste sweet”.

You look down and met his eyes watching your every movement and facial expression. His smug smirk on his face made you drop in arousal even more. The way how he talked you sent electricity through your body.

He dove right back down into the mess he made of you and he sucked on your sensitive bud. You whined softly because of the overstimulation. He slid in a finger with ease since you were soaking wet. You never knew a mad could work so much magic on your body.

You gasped and moaned loudly as he began to hit that sweet spot you know so well. “Yes, yes just like that s’good”. He hummed in response as he worked on your aching cunt. The vibrations ran all through out your body. You eyes widened due to the immense pleasure.

You slightly panicked due to a weird feeling and you felt like you were going to burst. You whined out due to the sensitivity “Ghost- fuck simon wait i’m-“ he slid in two fingers gracefully. Fingers gliding in and out like butter due to you slick from you arousal. You moaned loudly and whined softly due to the pleasant intruding feeling into your aching wet hole.

“Fuck simon just like that”. He grunted in response gaining confidence from the sweet noises he was pulling out of you as he began palming himself through his tight jeans.

Your belly gained that weird unfamiliar feeling once again and your hand flew to his wrists attempting to stop him but he wouldn’t budge and continued working hard on your wet sloppy cunt.

You moaned out breathlessly stumbling over you words as your body shook from the immense feeling begging to be released “F-fuck simon stop give me a second”. “Mhm” He moaned deeply into your cunt the vibration ran through your core.

“Go ahead love cum on my face.” “Fuck oh my god” You moaned loudly as this unfamiliar feeling and it was creeping up fast and ghosts takes note and his speed quickened at a wicked pace. Fingers abusing that soft spongy spot buried in your sweet cunt.

Your body shook as you tried to back away ghost held you in place. His strong form wasn’t allowing you to move a single muscle and you were forced to just take it. The sounds of your arousal turned you on even more.

You were panting and begging for that release as it built up more and more. The coil in your belly snapped. Ghost moaned into your now dripping wet pussy as he tasted the sweet juices pouring out of you. You managed to gasp for air as his lips left your cunt.

You couldn’t even register would took place but you had a pretty good idea. The realization hit as you realized what you did. “Oh my god fuck i’m so sorry”.

“Did you just squirt on my face?” He questioned eyes gleaming with pride as he asked amused. “S-shut up” you covered your face due to the major embarrassment.

He was quick to grab your wrist and remove the from your your face. He leaned down and you both exchanged a deep hungry kiss still shaking from your two amazing orgasms.

Ghost lowered himself towards your ear as he still held your wrists “I’m gonna need you to show me that a few more times love”. He released you and pulled his shirt over his head his exposed mouth still dripping with your slick as he licked his lips.

Turn around “he ordered”

Crazy to think that the man who you tried to avoid just gave you the best orgasms of your life. Who would’ve thought Lieutenant Riley could make you squirt.

Oh but of course you followed his command. “Yes sir”

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i cant stress how much joy i get from doodling magneto as A Dramatic Comic Book Villain i cannot even lie to you chat

[mcytegg]

mane should be spacewaffles third, but like in a /r way i think. hes already a freak abt bacon and seeimgly? has a soft spot for planet.

[hauntingblue]

Rewatching act 2.... yeah ISHA WATCH OUT FOR THE CYCLE ISHA!!!!! NOOOOO

[ohitslen]

I am here, once again, with my Ao No Flag propaganda

These two specific panels of Toma were the thing that made me think over a year ago “Man. I want to be like that too” as in KAITO drawing expression because—

The subtle shift of emotion, it’s present all throughout the manga, but this is what sold it for me. For no particular reason, it’s not even the best example, it was just what sealed the deal to me

[kaiserouo]

i need more rhino heirloom art

[xxplastic-cubexx]

ran into one of my fave profs after class today and he asked me if i had an interest in pursuing philosophy and prof i gotta keep it a buck with you i was just looking at old man yaoi and i intend to do that for the rest of the evening i dont got time for that i aint built for that

[ghost-bard]

Love being an arcane warrior in dao i love swinging a giant maul around and being in armour but also casting walking nightmare and horror on my enemies i think swords are cooler but the affect of a maul is funnier than big sword in my opinion. I have like 3 affects (at the minimum) going on at all times and then i do an aoe chug some lyrium just in case and bludgen some guy to death. What.

[red-dyed-sarumane]

all the vocap loved the fan art that was such a good idea omg. i was so nervous to talk to gomeie since hes the first person i was talking to so it was. a little awkward but it went okay!! i told vuvuzela ive been a fan since 2020 & he was like oh my god thats insane. zensen said my art was cute. shu was like this is amazing the colors are so bright this might be the best thing a fans given me. & fuyuu was also like oh my god u drew me something????? & was showing it to the person next to him im like yeah i love ur rime songs. naisho no pierce isnt here but i wrote a letter & put the shikishi in with it & put it in his box

[hauntingblue]

Jayce telling vi she won't make it on her own.... okay mr. projector...

[skitskatdacat63]

I was pretty satisfied abt the paper I wrote for my one class but my profs keep putting this emphasis on opening revisions after the grades are out, so I'm now so terrified to check my grade once I wake up, I don't wanna know now 😭😭😭😭

[cerealmonster15]

i was lookin at a few vids about the bg3 dream visitor romance [spoilers if anyone's still early game i guess lol] and like i was so shocked people were, like, so upset and betrayed when they discovered the dream visitor's true form fksdjgkdljf like okay i forgot not every corner of the internet has monsterfuckers and also i guess normies are playing this game. and ALSO it reminded me that the % of players that even have the steam achievement of sleeping w/the emperor at all is so low. 12.7%. why is everyone a coward. i'm not even a self proclaimed monsterfucker. i dont like sex and im mildly phobic of tentacles. WHY IS EVERYONE A COWARD!!!!!

tho to be fair probably a lot of ppl are also romancing a companion and wanna be faithful - ive only gotten to that scene in multiplayer where none of us were in companion romances so it was guilt free go for it see what happens, in the discord call all together LOL..... then we had a lover's spat after the raphael fight 😑

[tommygotwrittenoff]

my favorite thing about bt is when there's an opportunity for buck and t to have a deeper connection, but then t just shuts it down. like, go girl, give us nothing!!!!

[todayisafridaynight]

Wouldn’t you like to see Mine again though?

always neat seeing mine but honestly im content with how his story ends; id personally prefer if he didnt get brought back, tbh